One Ticket to Paradise( for only a month)! (11th Blog Post)

     If I had a plane ticket that could fly me anywhere for free, but only lasted a month, I would fly to Canada then throw the ticket on the ground! All I would use the ticket for is to fly to Quebec or Toronto.  Probably Toronto because that place is like Canada's New York. Plus, I have heard a lot of great stories about Toronto so it seems like the better option. Although, I would need a roommate to help pay rent and keep me company. Living alone seems pretty lonely so a roommate would really help. I would also be new in town so I would hope it would be someone who knew their way around town.

#TweetLikeJayden ( Extra Tidbitz )

     If I could tell a million people something, I would ask them, " How come we cook bacon, but bake cookies? #Real Eyes Realize Real Lies. " This question was tweeted by Jayden Smith and I though it was the funniest thing ever. Jayden claims these tweets to be poetic but I find them humorous . Another one of his tweets say that if you look a tree in it's face, you can see it's sadness. Stuff like this makes me laugh with him, not at him.

Ducky MoMo's Meal Museum (10th Blog Post)

          My restaurant would be called Ducky Mo-Mo's Meal Museum. We would serve all kinds of delicacies like burgers, both simple & complicated, and subs for you vegetarians. Our best selling item would be our Ducky Mo-Mo Meal Deal. It would come with your choice between a burger, sub, or two slices of pizza, a side of fries, apple slices, or onion rings, and a medium fountain drink that looks like a small. And to top it all off, a creepy toy that children find adorable! All of this costing you only $5.99! Oh, and do not forget; Free refills for an added $5! Isn't that great?! Don't answer because I know it is! This little guy is just too cute! His cuteness almost scares me!

The Masters of the Sky (9th Blog Post)

     I would put together Jinora, from The Legend Of Korra, and Jason, from The Heroes of Olympus series. Jinora is a quiet girl in general, but quite intuitive. She has an avid interest in reading and has mastered Air-bending, shown by her Arrow tattoos. Jason is a natural born leader, enabling him to take charge when the time comes. If they were to date I think their personalities would go together quite well. Jason is a nice guy and Jinora is quiet and modest. Both of them have basically the same powers, just named differently through their homes. I'm sure Jason's father, Jupiter, would be OK with them dating. Being a god gives him a bit more pressing matters to worry about. Although, I'm not sure Tenzin, Jinora's father, would approve. He's really protective over his children. In The Legend of Korra, Jinora saved her crush, Kai, and he repaid her with a kiss. Tenzin was sure to keep them separated after that.

I AM FROM ( 8th Blog Post)

Puerto Rico on my dad's side

Ohio on my mothers

Together, they had three kids

My sister, me, and my brother

I have quite a few friends

And they're all real pals

But sometimes, I worry

Most my friends are gals

But not in a romantic manner

That would just be weird

I just can't imagine

I would feel quite queer

I like to play video games

From Super Smash to CoD

But when it comes to Rock Band

Can't touch me, I'm God

I also love my music

Abandoning Sunday is the best

They just put out a new album

Go ahead, put it to the test

Because the movie Nacho Libre

My parents call me Lucho

I guess that it's alright

Except for that freshman they call Chucho

He can be pretty obnoxious 

When he's shouting really loud

And when we get off the bus
Roaring like a lion

He'll just push right through the crowd

But I guess that it's just the freshman

They're probably all the same

All from the south side

Of obnoxious, loud Lorain

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Trampoline trouble ( 7th Blog Post)

     I've had some bad experiences with trampolines so I have decided that I am no longer going to jump on them. One time, me, my cousin Joseph, and my friend Savannah were all jumping on my trampoline. Joe decided it would be a great idea if when Savannah climbed in we would jump a lot so she could not stand. Little did we know, one of the poles to the base was not connected. CRASH. We went tumbling out of the trampoline and onto the ground, which could have been way worse. So that is why I do not want to jump on them anymore.

Ladies! Listen Up! (6th Blog Post)

     Ladies, if you need advice for the game called love, you have come to the right place! I am Luis, obvious expert on all things love, and I am going to teach you gals about us guys. If we ever look like something is holding  us down, like we look angry or depressed, it may be a first reaction to ask what is wrong. Don't. We know all you gals want to do is help but sometimes our anger can get the best of us. If we what to talk about it, we will initiate the conversation. Also, if you two are dating, you should trust each other to talk about what is going on and work things out. Real couples wouldn't give up after the first problem, they would work through them and any more to come. Personally, I don't really care for small holidays like St. Patrick's Day, not because they aren't important, but because I am not Irish! I don't want to celebrate a holiday that is not relevant to me personally.

PS: I am in no shape or form fit to be giving dating advice. I have no experience with relationships, let alone on a level to be giving advice professionally. If any of my advice leads to a "bump" in your relationship, I am sincerely sorry. Thank you for understanding.